SpiritoftheNight
Logical
Profile for Sagittarius:
As the Flirt Queen of the Zodiac, there's nobody better than you at a sexy come-on. But despite this surface confidence, you can be surprisingly shy when you're one-on-one. Friendship can be more important to you than romantic love, and many Sag girls are late bloomers. You can be choosy about your lovers. You don't want to be owned, and it's important that your partner gets along with your platonic friends. You only really let your guard down when you know that you have your lover's heart in your hand. Due to your independent nature, you may prefer to be alone. Your easygoing attitude guarantees that you'll find plenty of ways to make yourself happy -- toys, your hand... almost anything pleases you.
Turn-ons
The wacky class comedian, nerdy but brilliant people
Turn-offs
The strong, silent (i.e. boring) type
Keywords
Honesty, trust, friendship
Sexual Position
An ever-changing menu of different possibilities. (You love to experiment, and keep a dog-eared copy of the Kama Sutra handy.)
Ultimate Fantasy
Meeting a funny, big-hearted lover at a wedding - and then holding your own ceremony at the same place the following spring.
http://www.libida.com/content/misc/horoscope.php?sign=sagittarius&id=1163947279
Mood:
Wallflower in Disguise: Thinking about test driving that newly assembled bed tonight.
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Your Candy Heart is "Eat Me"
Your sexual confidence inspires you to be bold
So when you want some eating done, it will be told
Your taste is refreshing - and maybe a little fruity
Unless the licking is being done to your booty
What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
Mood: optimistic
Wallflower in Disguise: Having a long, hot shower
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We were having a discussion about censoring adult content versus restricted/ adult content. I came up with this, one of my more brilliant moments.
"A breast is just a breast until someone sucks it. It all depends on who's doing the sucking: adult or child."
Mood: cheerful
Wallflower in Disguise: wants a road trip!
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Cute site:
http://www.carstuckgirls.com/
Mood: amused
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Dirty Mind Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer, give yourself two points, for every incorrect answer deduct two points. Answer at bottom of page.
If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score less than 14 points and are female...send address and photos! You may begin... now!
CLUES
I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me.
If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
My business is done in briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
ANSWERS
Nose
Peanut Butter
A Crane
The Titanic
A Tent
A Dentist
A Wedding Ring
An Elevator
Chewing Gum
News Paper Boy
A Glove
An Arrow
An Attorney
Mood:
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